Few Notes on Pac Man, the All Ugly Team and Calvin Johnson

Apparently Roger Goodell brought down the hammer and suspended Pac Man Jones and Chris Henry for the season and 8 games respectively. In case you didn't know, both played at West Virginia, which will be the new home for the ISB's Favorite college coach and celebrity drunk driver...Dirty Bob Huggins! I can't wait for Huggins to recruit similar kids to Pac Man and Henry to his basketball program with checkered pasts to play in a state that has nothing to do for 20 year old kids except mine, drink or smoke.

RJ's All-Time NBA All-Ugly Team post is fantastic. Check it out below. I am on board with him on Cassell (the only unanimous selection), Miller (little doubt) and Ewing (only beating out Jake Tsakalidas. Shawn Bradley and Gheorge Mueresan based on skills). Two guys that also deserve merit strictly for just being absolutely heinous looking - Walt Hazzard and Keith Closs (look at the freckles on that guy!)

At PF, I can not in good conscience go with anyone other than Popeye Jones. While Rodman is the best inch for inch rebounder in NBA history - Popeye's ugliness wins out - with Tyrone Hill a close second. Rodman was more bizarre than ugly...shit, he pulled Carmen Electra, so that has to count for something.

At SF, I cannot go with Larry Legend. There is a clause in every Boston sports fan contract that if you speak ill of Larry, you will lose your genitals. I've heard its true and I love my genitals, so no thanks. Larry may have been pale, lack any muscle, and have a mop on his head, but you can't speak ill of the porn stache! It was classic. I'm going with Scottie Pippen - particularly during the period he shaved his head. Jamal Mashburn gets consideration solely for his Strahan like gap in the teeth.

Finally, there is strong support that the Raiders will pass on Jamarcus Russell and pick Calvin Johnson with the first pick in the draft. It's official...someone kidnapped Al Davis and replaced him with a person that has a fully functional brain and common sense. Let's hope this imposter has the sense to sing a veteran QB to throw the only can't miss prospect in the draft the ball.

Dream about Keith Closs tonight kids.